A Stupid Prophet Decided My Fate, So Now I Dress Like A Girl!

To save a kingdom that in chaos was, the king called for a prophet whose prophecy would quench the anger of the people and possibly make the land prosper once again. The prophet replied, “if your kingdom is to prosper, only with the birth of a girl it will.” However, a healthy baby boy was born and now the land is doomed to wither away unless the boy turns into a girl?!